(Another something fun I thought I would start)
Thirteen Things That Drive Me CRAZY During Naptime...
1. Phone calls from telemarketers. Yes I don't mind an actual phone call if it were actually worth me racing to the phone hoping that it won't disturb one of the kids, but dang it when I see a 1-800 number I just want to pick it up and give them an earful...although I normally just pick up and hang up instead. (Yes this JUST happened)
2. The dog barking. Now this can be the result of a few different things but if I say that it drives me crazy when people take walks outside of my house when the kids are sleeping....well that would make me sound a bit neurotic so I'll just say the barking since that's actually what wakes them up.
3. UPS deliveries. These drive me crazy (although I always enjoy getting a package) even when the kids are not sleeping. The big brown truck pulls up, which the dog has now learned the sound of. The man gets out. The man sprints up the walkway and either (A) opens the screen door and sits the package down or (B) knocks the door or knocker nice and loud and puts the package down which in turn scares the daylights out of Molly which sets her off into a crazy barking fit (see #2). Now it wouldn't even be that bad but after they do either of these things they turn and sprint away not even waiting for you to get to the door to answer. I know what the back side of our UPS man looks like well but ask me facial features and well yeah I'm really at a loss. Closing the gate is always good for some fun though as it's pretty much broken and I've nicknamed it our theft deterrent as most people can not figure out how to open. So sometimes when Molly alerts me they are here I hide and watch them trying to get the gate open...is that wrong of me? I swear if they would just wait at the door if they are knocking my whole opinion of them would change. Really.
Ok sorry I got a bit fired up there. hehe Back to the list.
4. Solicitors - please don't come sticking your little fluorescent colored fliers in my mailbox - my dog believes that you are here to steal my mailbox and loves to flip out trying to get through the window to get you to give it back. Please don't come at all but especially at naptime. I am not in need of lawn service. I really don't need someone to come scoop our poop. And no I do not need new windows...alright I would like them but they are not in the budget at the moment.
5. Stray cats. Again, these bug me all the time, but especially during nap time. They taunt our dog the way they just hang out right outside the house and call to her knowing that she can't get them but will still try. You'd thinking living in a house with 3 cats that she wouldn't care, but I guess ours are her cats and if they aren't her cats then she needs to rectify the situation.
6. Thunderstorms - please don't come at nap time nor at bed time and truth be told I could do without you all together. Feel free to drop the rain but the lightning and thunder - well honestly there is no need for the theatrics. I'm not impressed and in fact I'm usually a wee bit unnerved...ok a whole lot unnerved. But when you also mess with my daughter's sleep well then that's just inconsiderate.
7. Loud cars/trucks/motorcycles - we all know how cool you are, really. We do not need to hear your vehicle as well inside with our windows closed as if we were standing right next to it. I'm sure it's fast. I'm sure that you are proud of it. But it makes me want to hunt you down and key your pretty paint job.
8. A little different but equally as frustrating - when I have to wake them from their nap for any reason - typically we have to be somewhere at a specific time and they are still sleeping. Waking a sleeping toddler especially is risky business. She wakes up like a bear and cries at the drop of a hat for the rest of the evening.
9. The cats when they decide they are feeling nosey - they are the biggest culprit of this offense with E-Man as they enjoy jumping up against the bassinet as soon as I get him quiet to see what all the fuss is about anyway. It drives me crazy and makes me want to throw them outside.
10. There's been two times that the dang roller blinds have woken K-Girl up - no lie. They have a mind of their own and enjoy rolling themselves up. The only times I have had it happen have been when she's been asleep - ok now thinking about that statement I realize well I only usually have them drawn during sleeping times duh. And talk about a rude awakening having one of those fly up. Yep that's wetting yourself worthy right there. I had thought about fashioning a clip or something for them but then it's not happened for a while...watch me jinx myself.
11. How about the neighbor's dogs? They have three extremely barky dogs. If unknowingly they are out back and I do something like oh take the trash out I am immediately greeted by growls and barks...not at all quiet in the least. I have already made the mistake of doing this while E-Man was napping in the bassinet in the family room. And on a few occasions they have raised such a ruckus as to even wake K-Girl up. Stupid dogs.
12. Meter Readers - if there is one thing worse than solicitors it's meter readers. Unlike the solicitors who stay near the road and are not normally quiet about the fact that they are there, meter readers are sneaky things. They go from house to house really quietly but they are no match for our dog's ears. When you are messing around right outside of the chair in which Molly occupies most of the day she will hear you and when she does she will about wet herself and then go into an aggressive get away from my house barking fit.
13. One must assume some responsibility in this list as well. It absolutely drives me crazy when, trying to be ever so quiet, I trip over something or let a door close just a bit too loudly and end up waking the sleeping child that I had worked so hard at getting to sleep in the first place.
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